Nak Meraih Follower

Aku tgk,so far aku ade 3 0rg followers jer..Dalam kepala tengan mencongak2 mcm mane nak dpt berjuta2 follwers..so that, kalau aku nak subscribe nuffnang nati,aku bole dapt duit dng mudah...simpan sikit2 wat belanja utk masa depan...perlu ker aku tegar meraih simpati korang dengan menebalkan muka aku yg mcm kulit gajah afrika ni mintak korang jadi followers aku???nehhi..bukan style aku tuh..*walaopon aku mampu berbuat demikian..

So, aku rasa beberapa langkah drastik yg aku pikir boleh menambahkan followers aku dgn mengepos n3 seperti berikut. Sure ramai yg follow blog aku sampai korang akan tak senang duduk jika tak baca blog aku..

1. letak gambar bogel <---langkah despret ni amat berkesan.tapi dosa tu aku tanggung sampai mati..isshh,dilema plak aku raser.

2. kopipes gosip2 hangat artis2 mesia <---kang kena maki lak ngan tuan punye blog..pon dosa gak ni...dilema gak..

3. pos n3 perihal betapa best nye idop aku <---giler??ko ingat aku ni aaron aziz..setakat askor yg duk kat kluang ni,ape menda la sgt aku bole hapdet???takkan aku nak cter kat korang yg soping di kluang mall tu sama feelnye sopping di Harrods??bapak bosan siol...kak tijah cter pasal nak beli popkon kat tgv seremban 2 lebih menarek..demn!

4. menyerang peribadi mana2 individu <---aku tgk ramai je org yg suke cter maki2 org ni..tapi so far, subjek yg bole aku jadikan mangsa hanyalah Techik..dan beliau sendirik bukan nye artis yg aku pk takde sape pon kesah kalau aku bahan2kan belaiu..lain la laki beliau...silap2 mau kena saman nanti...sape lagi nak kena maki ngan aku angkat tangan plis!!*dosa gak ni...sempit kubur aku nanti,,

5. cter pasal masak-memasak..kopipes je mane2 resipi yg available den aku buat2 cter yg resipi ni adalah warisan nenek moyang aku <---contoh,menu hari ni ade la Tempe 3 rasa..walhal aku senirik org kelantan...nenek moyang sgt2...menipu tu..*ye saya tahu..berdosa tindakan tu...

da puas da pk cam mane nak raih simpati followers ni..mmg sukar...so,ade idea yg lebih suci dan murni??meh la share...jgn kaya sorang beb...Tuhan x suke k~~

sekian.

suka ati skrg~

memikirkan satu topik yang boleh aku post utk dibuat n3...

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takde idea..malas ckp byk..jom pi teraweh...

ps:ati tgh happy..tapi tak nak share...tamakkan?

tu diahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

giler arghhhh!!aku hapdet blog siot...tetibe je kan...walhal baru kena skolah kan dengan Techik "budak2 je yg blog2 segala ni..."agenda die mengeluarkan stetmen tu aku tak baper nak jelas...namun yg nyata aku tak terkesan dengan segala hujah yg maha karut itu...suka la kan nak hapdet blog ke hape..bukan pakai bordben die pon...

ok,cukup utk carutan pada beliau..pasal misi dan visi aku start nak blog ni lebih penting...hahaha...pasal aku rasa cam cool jer....

aceley, 2 3 menjak ni sejak aku window soping kat beberape blog yg aku rasa kan menarik,membuat aku rasa cam best plak da....ade yg cter pasal current affair die..ade yg share pasal childhood historu die...ade yg cite pasal gf die...pasal bf die..*tak tahu la sape tuh...

ok2...meh kasi wamap dlu..b4 mata aku ngantok pasal skrg da pukul 4...baru pas sahur...bantal lak ade kat sebelah meja je ni...so,kite fleshbek jap da bape lame aku tak hapdet...maw makan 5 bulan gak la...last n3 pasal besday palie..bulan 3 dlu tuh...Ya Tuhan,kalau da ade anak,da pandai meniarap da budak tu....ade setengah da putus susu badan da..*tak tahu la anak sape tu...Techik,bile nak peknen??tetiber je ka???iklan susu ANMUM ke ni...

k k....back to d sory,wait!kat mane tadi??hah,misi dan visi aku stat blog balik....erm,kite cter lenkali..pasal tetibe teringat yg baju tak gosok lagi...esok maw keja meh....

sekian berita utk pagi ni....

PS:mcm tak santek je n3 ni kalau takde gambo kan??nah,amek ni...

sumpah...aku gugel I AM COMING BACK,kuar gambo ni...tak tahu,jgn pandang lame2 nantin kurus pahala poser~

happy besday sayang!!

to my ever dearer paliey,may u have a blast years come ahead!!!

hazab ler..berjaman rasa nye tak ngepos blog...masa?idea?sibuk?yalasan jer semua tu...

jom main wayang jap..aku nak fleshbek balik kat area tahun 2008...jaman tu mmg ramai org start blogging...dari adek aku,akak aku,member2 semua...kire blogging ni atas sikit dr frenster..bawah sket dr tagged...pesbuk tem tu suam2 cagu jer....

basically,roomfivenine tuh,aku amek sempena no umah aku kat blok satria...housemate2 aku nazam,aufa ngan kamil~~aku ade ade mention pasal diorg quite a lot jugak la di awal ciptaan roomfivenine ni...n story pasal diorg lenyap begitu saja seiring dgn peredaran masa....kenangan tinggal memori....jaman2 tu,cuma update yg bole dibagi tahu pasal former roomfivenine frontline adalah kamuil skrg da jadi renjer...nak jadi tarzan agaknye die tuh...cik yam tgh gigih menyetelkan psm beliau..all d best bro...nazam?tgh sibuk menyulam kaseh ngan salah sorg bekas blogger...skemot...blog die bole tahan la tapi ape nak heran kalau mmg da perangai die hazab...nak ngedate blog maha susah skali..lantak ko la mot...bukan ade org baca pon blog ko yg serba sedih tu~~

ok,aku lak ape cite??hah!ni yg nak stori ni...aku skrg da jadi engineer..hah..berangan la aku!!!lebey kurang la...ok,tu jer!!

aceley,aku rasa bersalah kat paliey...sori lalrling,no special n3 regar4d to your besday...anyway,aku nak take dis opportuniti nak wish ko heppi belated besday...sayang paliey slalu~~

yang~~

pheww....i shud have more to time spent my butt on the bloody chair n jot down few words on this bloody blog...but it's seems like blogging is not my thing any more...passion is not there...maybe i was not born to impress people by my writing..though i have the idea to surprise my 'so-called' readers which can be counted by fingers,i shud be more happy..coz thought is what it counts..

as for now,i spend my time mostly marathoning samantha who...that's all...

ps:ye sya tahu,n3 ni mmg maha membosankan...

sedang giler dgr lagu yang by wali band..

the chronicle of a sentimental bastard~~

you,
i keep thinking bout you..
every seconds...

you,
i remember our first met...
our first glance...
it was not a beautiful atmosphere..
but u look at me
already won me over...

you,
i spell into your curse
passing me anchors while
i'm drowning in your sweet embraces..

you,
it was countless times i asked you
how much i love you
in spite of you don't want to be loved by me

you,
the passion is there
i thought it's got to be right..
right?how could it be wrong
when love is all i can offer?
but,i'm aware,it's just not right..

you,
i can tell that you had enough
you given up the moment i want more
will you come around?
i wont ask you to come..

you,
thinking of you hating me so much
i could die
i said i love you
it's just not a lips service

you,
you are my best companion
companion with benefits, emotionally..
so,if you want to be free
i wont stop
and i have just to believe
somewhere out there
you will thinking of me

you,
sorry for these a few awkward lines
wait,no..im not sorry

you,
for all the times we spent together..
every fights,every laughters..
all i can ask
don't pretend not to love me at all..at all...

p.s i still love you

cam ce~~

lama sgt duk umah..ini la jadi nyer....lupe segala kat alam maya ni....neway,sape kesah kan...past few days mmg best..nak cter sini rasa nyer tak kena rasa nyer...so,tak yah cter...

esok semua budak U da start mid sem break..i wonder if he still keep his promise to me...will see....let it be~~

minggu depan byk menda nak kena buat...sabtu ni fatihah nak melenggang perut kat batu pahat..shud i attend or shudnt i???wonder la jugak~~

abe utang satu hang out..pasal die gagal oranize mlm ni..shit tol la....

nak jumpe kechik..amek invitation kad kawen nye...get ready la kechik..esok luse ko melenggang perot plak~~

maam shima...cillax at starbuck..on me...malam ni bole gak..tapi not nice la kalau ajak in shorty notice..so,next week je la yer maam...

janji ngan anak buah nak ke kedah~~sampai skrg di tuntut..susah btol budak2 zaman skrg..pantang berjanji..ingt sajer....