Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Nak Meraih Follower

Aku tgk,so far aku ade 3 0rg followers jer..Dalam kepala tengan mencongak2 mcm mane nak dpt berjuta2 follwers..so that, kalau aku nak subscribe nuffnang nati,aku bole dapt duit dng mudah...simpan sikit2 wat belanja utk masa depan...perlu ker aku tegar meraih simpati korang dengan menebalkan muka aku yg mcm kulit gajah afrika ni mintak korang jadi followers aku???nehhi..bukan style aku tuh..*walaopon aku mampu berbuat demikian..

So, aku rasa beberapa langkah drastik yg aku pikir boleh menambahkan followers aku dgn mengepos n3 seperti berikut. Sure ramai yg follow blog aku sampai korang akan tak senang duduk jika tak baca blog aku..

1. letak gambar bogel <---langkah despret ni amat berkesan.tapi dosa tu aku tanggung sampai mati..isshh,dilema plak aku raser.

2. kopipes gosip2 hangat artis2 mesia <---kang kena maki lak ngan tuan punye blog..pon dosa gak ni...dilema gak..

3. pos n3 perihal betapa best nye idop aku <---giler??ko ingat aku ni aaron aziz..setakat askor yg duk kat kluang ni,ape menda la sgt aku bole hapdet???takkan aku nak cter kat korang yg soping di kluang mall tu sama feelnye sopping di Harrods??bapak bosan siol...kak tijah cter pasal nak beli popkon kat tgv seremban 2 lebih menarek..demn!

4. menyerang peribadi mana2 individu <---aku tgk ramai je org yg suke cter maki2 org ni..tapi so far, subjek yg bole aku jadikan mangsa hanyalah Techik..dan beliau sendirik bukan nye artis yg aku pk takde sape pon kesah kalau aku bahan2kan belaiu..lain la laki beliau...silap2 mau kena saman nanti...sape lagi nak kena maki ngan aku angkat tangan plis!!*dosa gak ni...sempit kubur aku nanti,,

5. cter pasal masak-memasak..kopipes je mane2 resipi yg available den aku buat2 cter yg resipi ni adalah warisan nenek moyang aku <---contoh,menu hari ni ade la Tempe 3 rasa..walhal aku senirik org kelantan...nenek moyang sgt2...menipu tu..*ye saya tahu..berdosa tindakan tu...

da puas da pk cam mane nak raih simpati followers ni..mmg sukar...so,ade idea yg lebih suci dan murni??meh la share...jgn kaya sorang beb...Tuhan x suke k~~

sekian.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

suka ati skrg~

memikirkan satu topik yang boleh aku post utk dibuat n3...










tettttttttttttttttt.....














takde idea..malas ckp byk..jom pi teraweh...
ps:ati tgh happy..tapi tak nak share...tamakkan?

Monday, August 23, 2010

tu diahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!



giler arghhhh!!aku hapdet blog siot...tetibe je kan...walhal baru kena skolah kan dengan Techik "budak2 je yg blog2 segala ni..."agenda die mengeluarkan stetmen tu aku tak baper nak jelas...namun yg nyata aku tak terkesan dengan segala hujah yg maha karut itu...suka la kan nak hapdet blog ke hape..bukan pakai bordben die pon...

ok,cukup utk carutan pada beliau..pasal misi dan visi aku start nak blog ni lebih penting...hahaha...pasal aku rasa cam cool jer....

aceley, 2 3 menjak ni sejak aku window soping kat beberape blog yg aku rasa kan menarik,membuat aku rasa cam best plak da....ade yg cter pasal current affair die..ade yg share pasal childhood historu die...ade yg cite pasal gf die...pasal bf die..*tak tahu la sape tuh...
ok2...meh kasi wamap dlu..b4 mata aku ngantok pasal skrg da pukul 4...baru pas sahur...bantal lak ade kat sebelah meja je ni...so,kite fleshbek jap da bape lame aku tak hapdet...maw makan 5 bulan gak la...last n3 pasal besday palie..bulan 3 dlu tuh...Ya Tuhan,kalau da ade anak,da pandai meniarap da budak tu....ade setengah da putus susu badan da..*tak tahu la anak sape tu...Techik,bile nak peknen??tetiber je ka???iklan susu ANMUM ke ni...

k k....back to d sory,wait!kat mane tadi??hah,misi dan visi aku stat blog balik....erm,kite cter lenkali..pasal tetibe teringat yg baju tak gosok lagi...esok maw keja meh....

sekian berita utk pagi ni....

PS:mcm tak santek je n3 ni kalau takde gambo kan??nah,amek ni...



sumpah...aku gugel I AM COMING BACK,kuar gambo ni...tak tahu,jgn pandang lame2 nantin kurus pahala poser~

Saturday, April 3, 2010

happy besday sayang!!

to my ever dearer paliey,may u have a blast years come ahead!!!



hazab ler..berjaman rasa nye tak ngepos blog...masa?idea?sibuk?yalasan jer semua tu...
jom main wayang jap..aku nak fleshbek balik kat area tahun 2008...jaman tu mmg ramai org start blogging...dari adek aku,akak aku,member2 semua...kire blogging ni atas sikit dr frenster..bawah sket dr tagged...pesbuk tem tu suam2 cagu jer....

basically,roomfivenine tuh,aku amek sempena no umah aku kat blok satria...housemate2 aku nazam,aufa ngan kamil~~aku ade ade mention pasal diorg quite a lot jugak la di awal ciptaan roomfivenine ni...n story pasal diorg lenyap begitu saja seiring dgn peredaran masa....kenangan tinggal memori....jaman2 tu,cuma update yg bole dibagi tahu pasal former roomfivenine frontline adalah kamuil skrg da jadi renjer...nak jadi tarzan agaknye die tuh...cik yam tgh gigih menyetelkan psm beliau..all d best bro...nazam?tgh sibuk menyulam kaseh ngan salah sorg bekas blogger...skemot...blog die bole tahan la tapi ape nak heran kalau mmg da perangai die hazab...nak ngedate blog maha susah skali..lantak ko la mot...bukan ade org baca pon blog ko yg serba sedih tu~~

ok,aku lak ape cite??hah!ni yg nak stori ni...aku skrg da jadi engineer..hah..berangan la aku!!!lebey kurang la...ok,tu jer!!

aceley,aku rasa bersalah kat paliey...sori lalrling,no special n3 regar4d to your besday...anyway,aku nak take dis opportuniti nak wish ko heppi belated besday...sayang paliey slalu~~

Thursday, February 18, 2010

yang~~

pheww....i shud have more to time spent my butt on the bloody chair n jot down few words on this bloody blog...but it's seems like blogging is not my thing any more...passion is not there...maybe i was not born to impress people by my writing..though i have the idea to surprise my 'so-called' readers which can be counted by fingers,i shud be more happy..coz thought is what it counts..

as for now,i spend my time mostly marathoning samantha who...that's all...

ps:ye sya tahu,n3 ni mmg maha membosankan...

sedang giler dgr lagu yang by wali band..

Monday, February 15, 2010

the chronicle of a sentimental bastard~~

you,
i keep thinking bout you..
every seconds...

you,
i remember our first met...
our first glance...
it was not a beautiful atmosphere..
but u look at me
already won me over...

you,
i spell into your curse
passing me anchors while
i'm drowning in your sweet embraces..

you,
it was countless times i asked you
how much i love you
in spite of you don't want to be loved by me

you,
the passion is there
i thought it's got to be right..
right?how could it be wrong
when love is all i can offer?
but,i'm aware,it's just not right..

you,
i can tell that you had enough
you given up the moment i want more
will you come around?
i wont ask you to come..

you,
thinking of you hating me so much
i could die
i said i love you
it's just not a lips service

you,
you are my best companion
companion with benefits, emotionally..
so,if you want to be free
i wont stop
and i have just to believe
somewhere out there
you will thinking of me

you,
sorry for these a few awkward lines
wait,no..im not sorry

you,
for all the times we spent together..
every fights,every laughters..
all i can ask
don't pretend not to love me at all..at all...

p.s i still love you

Thursday, February 11, 2010

cam ce~~

lama sgt duk umah..ini la jadi nyer....lupe segala kat alam maya ni....neway,sape kesah kan...past few days mmg best..nak cter sini rasa nyer tak kena rasa nyer...so,tak yah cter...

esok semua budak U da start mid sem break..i wonder if he still keep his promise to me...will see....let it be~~

minggu depan byk menda nak kena buat...sabtu ni fatihah nak melenggang perut kat batu pahat..shud i attend or shudnt i???wonder la jugak~~

abe utang satu hang out..pasal die gagal oranize mlm ni..shit tol la....

nak jumpe kechik..amek invitation kad kawen nye...get ready la kechik..esok luse ko melenggang perot plak~~

maam shima...cillax at starbuck..on me...malam ni bole gak..tapi not nice la kalau ajak in shorty notice..so,next week je la yer maam...

janji ngan anak buah nak ke kedah~~sampai skrg di tuntut..susah btol budak2 zaman skrg..pantang berjanji..ingt sajer....

Thursday, February 4, 2010

so long~~

urusan semua da setel..cop2 semua da dapat...ngan QM da setel...ngan fakulti da setel..ALK da setel...ngan Cik Zaini je ade lagi satu hutang....tak membebankan..maka diabaikan...

lets talk about emotion...bile dapat chop terakhir dari Ir Khalid tadi,datang satu rasa yg sgt luar biasa...berbual utk seminit dua...sempat die menyampaikan beberapa nasihat..LESS TALK...shoot right on my face..pheeww!!insyaAllah aku ingt...

tonight is gonna be a last night...keberkatan malam jumaat....bukan sekadar di kamar beradu....tapi lebih luar dari konteks itu...aku ingin menikmati minit2 terakhir di sini dgn sebaiknya..last night,sembang ngan afiq sampai kol 4 pagi..xtvt yg biase tu...tapi malam tadi lebih open...maybe sebab da tak jupe da pas ni,so d sofa-talk was more lineant..even though there was more silence than usual...the silence do the talking...still,i have a best conversation i ever had...no pressure to answer my each questions...


until tomorrow,i wish the clock will stop fom ticking...

Thursday, January 28, 2010

next:tribute to my along

2 hari je lagi ni nak ditauliahkan sebagai askor...sexited sunggoh....dalam kepenatan berkawad,menunggu parade jacket dari dobi yg dtg nye dri damansara...curik2 kesempatan utk mendedikasikan tribute kat insan2 yg berjasa pada hamba sepanjang hamba di ATMA...*motip kata ganti nama purbakala ni nape?...sajer jer...

ok,here it goes..

Assalamualaikum,kehadapan my kekanda Along yg jauh di hati tapi dekat di hati...hawau u??semoga along dilimpahi keberkatan dan dianugerahkan kesihatan dan kesejahteraan...

Along,
jib nak ucap satu kata yg lebih besar,lebih tinggi daripada perkataan terima kasih atas jasa budi baik along terhadap jib...segala doa yg along titipkan utk jib...semoga Allah memberi balasan nyer..jib sbg adek along yg tak seberapa ni hanya mampu menghulurkan jutaan timer kaseh kat along....n mana mampu jib balas utk segala courtesy along terhadap jib selama ni....

Along,
i will always remember every seconds we spent togather...along org yg pes time bawak jib merasa air frapuccino yg mahal kat kofi bean n tea leaf...jib noticed dlm purse along tem tu,ujong2 nyawa jer note2 rm yg tinggal..tapi jib terkesan dgn kata2 along..."it's ok.once in the blue moon"...betapa along ingin memenuhi kehendak permintaan seorg adek yg kadang2 nakal, tak dgr ckp, keras kepala n tak macam adek2 along yg lain,along gagahkan jugak belanjer jib...n ingt lagi tak along belikan jib kek yg bagi jib maha sedap tem kite menunggu 'org tu abis keja..kat mont kiara...tu tak kire lagi time jib ntah umor berapa tapi jib maseh ingt waktu tu jib main api..jib bakar lidi bes,pastu pas memain jib kepit lidi besi tu antara ketiak ngan badan jib....terus melecur..jib menangis sawan tak tahu nak ngadu kat sape...pastu jib ntah kenapa terus ke bangunan LLN, jib nampak along balik dari asrama...along tanyer nape jib nangis...jib lupe la jib jawab ape...tapi semata nak mententeramkan jib,along bawak jib pegi kat kedai runcit cikgu cina sebelah restoran kamal tu,along belikan jib aiskrim cornetto...terus tak kuar air mata..padahal tgn ni tgh pijar melecur....the scar at my hand still there..so does my love to u in my heart...

Along,
jib nak mintak maap along kalau ade kata dan tingkah laku jib yg tak senang di mata along...jib bukan tak nak jadi adek yg baek..tapi,i leave the job to my elder brothers..so,i want to be the brat one...the one who will make ur life upside down..tak best la kan kalau semua adek2 along baik??walaupon i'm the spoiled little brother,but i love u as much as others...jib wakil yg lelain nak ckp yg kitorg semua sayang Along....

Along,
dikesempatan ni,jib memohon agar along tak kan penah putus-putus utk mendoakan kesejahteraan jib di dunia dan di akhirat....u r strong...solid as pure gold....intrigue woman...very caring...u r the true survivor...Tuty my be very lucky n proud to be sown from ur womb...a mother not only to her but zillions others kids in the world...every kids must be wishing to have sm1 like u to be their mothers....and last but not least,tq for everything..even for nothing..coz,having u as my sister,i cudnt be more happier~~love u now,love u always....

p/s:sape2 yg rase aku berhutang utk buat tribute,harap bersabar yer...jgn ingt aku tak ingt kat korang plak....

wait,lupe lak nak paste gambo along ai...*dlu da penah paste da..yg pegi ostrolia tu..tapi takpe,meh paste yg baru....



tarrraaaa~~

my along is member comolot kak maria...

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

tribute to kak maria~~

kena ke tajuk n3 aku tuh??tribute tu bukan utk org da kena usung van jenazah ke???lantak la..inglish saya lemah..dimaafkan..

anyway,n3 kali ni saya*notice ganti nama saya digunakan?sebab n3 ni post khas utk kak maria walaopon saya tak tahu kak maria ntah sudi ke tak singgah bersemayam kat blog saya yg serba sendu ni...

kak maria,
ingtla lagi tak april 24,2004...pes time tu sy jumpe akak..slalu dengor name jer...along slalu mentionn namer jer...so waktu tu baru kenal kak maria ni sape jer...1 and half hour from rawang to sg besi,doesnt give us much time to know each other better..*motif nak kenal lebih2?? neway,saya rasa terhutang budi kat kak maria kerana kak maria sudi mengantor sy melapor diri ke ATMA...saya sgt gementar waktu itu....motif cter ini diungkit sebab last tem along balik mesia,kitorang ade la revival balik d day i was sent to ATMA...how irony life is,yang anto saya tem tu,yg berpasangan skrg da jadi single...ade tu yg berpasangan,jadi single pastu berpasangan then yg single-mingle nan sorang ni pon da berpasangan...





kak maria,
hari sabtu ni saya nak jadi kapten da...ingt tak budak yg kak maria anta dlu tuh,baru ujong minggu baru nak jadi askor seaskor seaskornyer...kapten katanyer

kak maria,
saya kenal kak maria melalui gambo jer....tem kak maria dtg semban ri tu,sy tak balik....but then,i was wonder jugak la nape along tak penah terlintas ati nak ajak kak maria dtg jenguk saya kat ATMA ni...maybe sy ni bukan brother feveret nye,maka saya antara org yg slalu missed segala aktitivit dalam kalendar tahunan beliau...

kak maria,
ujong n3 ni saya nak ucap time kasih,not only bcoz u sent me b4 but u have been a great buddy to Along...saya jeles ngan along..along selalu ade kawan2 yg best...so,time kasih yer...akhir kata,semoga berjumpa lagi...



neway,sape kak maria ni??




ni la org nyer~~

Saturday, January 23, 2010

n3 terbaru---mcm sial title~~




meh ajak satu kampong klearkan blog aku yg da macam tanah kubur ni~~


rizen kenapa aku tak hapdet blog??

1. takde isu. aku nak komen pasal bab bakar-membakar rumah ibadat tu tapi aku tak nak kena tahan ngan ISA..gile haper..sikit hari je lagi aku nak blah dari sini..elok2 keluar kandang babi ni,masuk kedai makan cina...

2. kepenatan dalam erti kata yg sebenar2nya...mental aku rabak dan perlu distaplekan...aceley, byk menda best yg jadi semasa latihan berkawad..tapi aku rasa better cter tu berkisar kat aku ngan kawan2 aku jer....sbg hint, ko penah dgr jurulatih kawad kaki tarik key Rossa nyanyi lagi Heyy Ladies...j/latih kawad lain sebok jerit BARISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SEDIAAAAAAAAAAAAA....j/latih aku. tarik key HEYYYY LADIESSSSSSSSSSSSS~~*fitam kejap..

3. menagalami sindrom jari jemari tetiba jer stop berfungsi bile aku nak menaik n3..bile aku sheck,kat draft bersusun n3 yg autosaved tak di publishkan....

4. mood yg tak stabil nak tinggalkan tempat tanah tumpah darah tercinta selepas 6 kali raya aidilfitri aku bersarang kat sini....

5. member comolot aku sebok ngan wedding preparation...hajat nak memaki-hamun beliau dlm n3 tak jadi menegnangkan yg maybe aku tak bole nak accept invitation beliau,maka aku berikrar utk berkelakuan baik...chik,hapdet la chik...pelamin ko kaler ape?mekap ko nati cap ape?menu nati ko tempah caterer mane?kat dewan ke kat hotel reception ko nati??

6. aku rasa aku nak berhenti menulis<---umpan semata2 agar kechik akan respon kat n3 aku kali ni...mesti kena carut punyer...

Saturday, January 9, 2010

sebu


nafsu nak menulis da takde~~

nak buat jamrah kat blog org lain pon malas...

kak zach kite da start warming-up jejari ngepos n3 kat belog nyer~

aku??

sedang tarik key kris dayanti



baper lama lagi???

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

mood tak jiwang tenang~~

mood tak baik...nak carutkan kecik,tapi rasa tak sampai nak berbuat demikian...2 hari ni row naseb tak baek mendatang...kepala otak tak bole nak berpk ngan baik ngenangkan yg tempat aku akan lapor bulan depan...

konspirasi siapakah yg cuba menjahanamkan idop aku???

tgh asek mendonlod video2 justin bieber~~




Sunday, January 3, 2010

kick-off


i've been writting this blog on n off almost 2 years...so, i decide to make a monumental move toward my action...my resolution for blogging this coming new year is to touch my readers with something that resonate them...

i might not be able to write as frequent as previous years but when i can put my hand on it, i want to share something that portray my imperfect life and can impact my readers as well as myself...

2010 is not an easy year for me...looking forward to colour it with my great stories and experiences...so long,goodbye~~





selamat tahun baru~~

mood lemah jiwa

weekend kali ini dimulakan dengan pewasaan yg best...tapi ditutp dgn menda yg sgt vavi...azzam kalah di finale idola kecik 2...beliyau telah menjadi mangsa konspirasi tenaga pengajar kat idola kecil 2....vaviiieee....songs selection mcm gampang....n mcm sial....mood sudah ilang..malas nak menaip....vavi<----cukup syarat utk melampiaskan kemarahan...




cukup2 la artis mcm anuar zain,akim,arill kat mesia ni...
meh bagi azzam konker stage la...